If you take Parker’s money, she takes that personally.
Nicotine placed directly on the skin makes you look drunk. (the San-Lorenzo Job)
Everything blows up, silly.
Never do anything your Nana says don't do
sobrightsoevil: He loved you fiercely. One has to love fiercely to die of a broken heart. - Leverage 3x12
How to catch Mafia Bosses
You will need: 1 bottle of Chianti A story about your grandmother from Sicili *Not recommended for use by the FBI.
One has to love fiercely to die of a broken heart
You don't throw crowbars at people
Don't let your ex-wife anywhere near the little...
You have a tell in Rock Paper Scissors
Trust me, you do.
Science. It works.
Can draw a map with his brain
If you hit someone in the stomach and you want...
'Baby' is a universal term.
Nate, what kind of world would it be if everybody that committed a silly little...– Sophie Devereaux, The Jailhouse Job (via fuckyeahsophiedevereaux)
Rome wasn't built in a day, but in burned down in...
thinkmerandom: Watching Leverage again. :D
Hardison says: Educate yourself!
HARDISON: Hey, what makes you think I got bullied in high school?
ELIOT: Well, A: you got a green hornet doll-
HARDISON: First of all, it’s a limited-edition action figure. Second, it is Green Lantern. Educate yourself.
The cake maker of Kiev can kick your ass.
The butcher of Kiev can do worse.
Hardison dies in Plan M.
Sometimes, the bad guys make the best good guys.
White bunnies really are magical.
'Sexting' is not an appropriate topic of...
How to: Get Alec Hardison to break into a Steranko
Trap Parker in it.
Schehrazade is literature's all-time greatest...
Arabian Nights wikipedia
The best thing about smuggled diamonds is the way...
If he's getting too friendly, stab him in the...
Drunk Honest Person Sober Thief Drunk Thief …Sober Honest Person? Is that next in line, Nate?
Quarterbacks don't take Home Ec
Unless they wanna see quality cleavage
Nurses haven't worn skirts with white stockings...
Your model/air hostess girlfriend can teach you a...
People are like locks. Very complicated and...
Always remember what your ex-wife bought you for...
Illegal downloading is wrong
[aka don’t torrent Doctor Who]
He who looks for money shall find it. If he is...
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also, what's your name?
also, what's your name?
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We currently live in the Age of the Geek.
Kidnapping's fun. Always bring a trashbag
goodlyrottenapple asked: would you like help running this? cuz I rewatch leverage all the time.
Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.
newspaper folded eight can support a ton of weight